Yellow Hare
May 8, 20235 min read
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1/7
I’m biased, I admit, but… I’m astonished that this is still out there roaming free, waiting for its forever family! THE most GORGEOUS 5-bedroom house, built less than ten years ago and going for £50k less than the Home Report valuation. Bearing in mind that the interior design does not form part of the valuation, that's a stunning extra, even if I do say so myself! AND since the Home Report, there’s a new heating system, all slates fixed on the roof, and sparkly spruced-up log burning fire. The gym is now gone and the rubber floor needs replacing with a carpet to form a new bedroom, but that’s it. Otherwise all ready and waiting… there’s even a fully functioning soopa-doopa 8-person hot tub! C’monnnnnnn! Otherwise I might have to return to Tiree.
This is and was my pride and joy. It is in turn-key condition, ready to start up at any time with no notice and barely any set up. The sale comes with all fixtures and furniture, a large storage container, everything you need to provide excellent coffee, and a fully-functional launderette. There are also two picnic areas outside, one of which is on lease for a small annual rent. Its first six years were spent ploughing money into it. It was all about building it up. Now it is ready to give out. There's nothing to do but work your little booty off and watch the rewards. I did not regret a single day behind the counter of this perfectly placed coffee and gift shop. And nor will you. Reduced from its original price because it was 'sold' and the sale fell through after almost a year on hold.
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